Another Day Older, A Day Deeper In Debt

Just so's you know, Dave Chappelle (who featured in two different quiz questions last night) is celebrating the anniversary of his birth today. Yes he is. So now's the time to send warm, rejuvenating, stop-resting-and-start-writing happy birthday vibes to our number one national half-baked crank-yankin' disco cabbie undercover brother, biotch.