Eyelid Enhancements
Now that I've got my exhaustion-induced eyelid twitch back, the world looks all strobelighty half the time. It's like a free show. Everywhere I go looks kind of like a nightclub. It's a relief to leave behind the staid, stationary-objects world.
In another noted incidence of comically nonstandard English,
a sign in the foyer of Patrick's apartment building exclaimed:
"Attention!
We will be appling
anti-roach get.
We need U to be there."
Appling? Is that related to bobbing, like for apples? Get is a noun?
Boringly, it seems that applying gel, of an anti-roach nature, is what they're getting at here.
Big Apple Fest, NYC.
1 Comments:
those bloody eyelid twitches/spasms/sentiency/morse code, should come with an epilepsy warning.
Lubricating your eyes apparently helps.
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